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By Walter Carruthers Sellar, Robert Julian Yeatman, John Reynolds

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BETWEEN THE YEARS 1692 AND 1693, MORE THAN 150 PEOPLE WERE ARRESTED IN THE NEW ENGLAND AREA FOR PRACTICING WITCHCRAFT AND POSSIBLY BEING YANKEE FANS. The initial outbreak was in 1692 when a group of young girls called the “Circle Girls” got together to discuss icky boys and Pilgrim fashion trends. One of the “Witchy” games they played was to crack an egg into a glass of water and see what shape it formed. One night, Ann Putnam, who was twelve, saw the shape of Hugh Heffner. Soon afterward Ann, Betty, Paris, and Abigail began acting like something out of The Exorcist.

We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. If the above passage confuses you, don't worry — you are not alone. With the literacy rate of America well below the countries of Belarus and Tajikistan, you are simply a victim of a subpar education that was provided to you by the public school system before George W.

The House of Representatives is based on unequal representation, meaning it matters how far sexually you would like to go with your prom date, but she still has the majority vote. Conversely, the Senate is based on equal representation. One human year is equal to seven dog years and twenty-five guinea pig years. THIS TYPE OF STRUCTURE ENSURES THAT ALL SIX RESIDENTS OF MONTANA CAN INFLUENCE POLICY MAKING WHILE AT THE SAME TIME MAKING SURE CALIFORNIA HAS A LITTLE MORE VOTING POWER, BUT NOT ENOUGH TO FORCE US ALL TO DRIVE A PRIUS WHILE EATING OUR ALFALFA TOFU GUACAMOLE WRAP.

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