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By Brett Stern

ISBN-10: 1452137250

ISBN-13: 9781452137254

It is each beer drinker's worst nightmare—a chilly brew in hand without capacity to open it. the following to the rescue is an fundamental consultant that includes ninety nine how one can get the activity performed quickly utilizing whatever and every thing in sight as a bottle opener in a time of desire. images and step by step directions for every strategy stroll thirsty readers in the course of the paintings of beginning bottles, revealing the sensible use of such convenient to be had implements as a belt buckle, television distant, child carriage, puppy collar, ski binding, golfing membership, park bench, BBQ grill, garden mower, computerized teller computer, police motor vehicle, and lots of extra. Cheers!

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ROCKEFELLER INTRODUCTION Right about now, an icy cold bottle of beer sounds awesome. But an icy cold bottle of beer in hand that’s not a twist off—with no bottle opener in sight—sounds like a disaster. Worry not, fellow beer drinkers: life’s too short to let such trivial things keep you from your brew. After years of trial and error and enough beer drinking, I’ve put together this handy how-to reference guide to solve all of your problems, or rather that most crucial problem of getting your beer open without an opener, no matter where you are or what you might have at hand.

He is also the inventor of Beer Chips® snack foods, wherein he figured out how to get beer into potato chips without making them soggy. He drinks beer and lives in Portland, Oregon.

The methods proposed are solely of the author’s vivid imagination and are to be used only as a guidance to open your beer. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. Drink responsibly and in moderation. Know your limits. Obey all laws. Never drink and drive. Don’t be stupid. Copyright © 2014 by Brett Stern. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data: Stern, Brett.

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