Rachel Cantor's A Highly Unlikely Scenario, or a Neetsa Pizza Employee's PDF

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By Rachel Cantor

ISBN-10: 1612192653

ISBN-13: 9781612192659

"Cosmic and comedian, packed with philosophy, mysticism and celestial whimsy. either profoundly wild and wildly profound."
--Charles Yu, writer of How to dwell effectively in a technology Fictional Universe

In the not-too-distant destiny, competing significant quickly nutrients factions rule the area. Leonard works for Neetsa Pizza, the Pythagorean pizza chain, in a lonely yet hugely surveilled domestic workplace, answering calls on his proceedings hotline. It's a humdrum task, yet he likes it--there's a suite resolution for each state of affairs, and he by no means has to go away the home. other than then he starts off getting calls from Marco, who claims to be a thirteenth-century explorer simply again from Cathay. And what do you are saying to a caller like that? Plus, Neetsa Pizza doesn't love it in case you burst off script.

Meanwhile, Leonard's sister retains disappearing on mystery missions together with her "book club," leaving him to maintain his nephew, this means that Leonard has to move outdoor. and out of doors is the place the difficulty starts off.

A unbelievable debut novel in which medieval Kabbalists, infrequent e-book librarians, and Latter-Day Baconians skirmish for keep an eye on over mystery mystical wisdom, and one Neetsa Pizza worker discovers that you simply can't store the area with pizza coupons.

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Heather looked around for a sock, VeriTalk™ making one quite literal. Back in my Domain, I did the math: Heather had fucked me three times. Heather had probably also fucked Rogan three times, since, in the name of design consistency, Abnesti would have given Rogan and me equal relative doses of Vivistif™. , me or Rogan? After a short break, my suspicions were confirmed: I found myself again sitting in Small Workroom 3 with Rogan! Again we sat not talking for a long time. Mostly he picked at the smaller rat and I tried to watch without him seeing.

Possessiveness? ” “No,” I said. “You honestly don’t feel miffed that a girl for whom you felt love was then funked by two other guys, and, not only that, she then felt exactly the same quality/quantity of love for those guys as she had felt for you, or, in the case of Rachel, was about to feel for you, at the time that she funked Rogan? I think it was Rogan. She may have funked Keith first. Then you, penultimately. I’m vague on the order of operations. I could look it up. ” I thought deeply on it.

Those are both good,” I said. “Thanks for your help, Jeff,” he said. Which was what he always said. “Only a million years to go,” I said. Which was what I always said. ” II Into Small Workroom 2 they sent this pale tall girl. A. ” I said. ” “Both,” Abnesti said. “Pretty good,” I said. “Fine, you know,” she said. ” Abnesti asked us to rate each other more quantifiably, as per pretty, as per sexy. , no big attraction or revulsion either way. ” “Acknowledge,” I said. ” he said. “Acknowledge,” Heather said.

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