Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith PDF
By Seth Grahame-Smith
Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls throughout the dense woods that encompass a one-room cabin, the place a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his discomfort mother's bedside. She's been afflicted with whatever the old-timers name "Milk Sickness."
"My child boy..." she whispers sooner than dying.
Only later will the grieving Abe examine that his mother's deadly illness was once truly the paintings of a vampire.
When the reality turns into recognized to younger Lincoln, he writes in his magazine, "henceforth my existence will be one in every of rigorous research and devotion. I shall turn into a grasp of brain and physique. And this mastery shall have yet one purpose..." proficient along with his mythical peak, power, and ability with an ax, Abe units out on a direction of vengeance that would lead him the entire approach to the White House.
While Abraham Lincoln is commonly lauded for saving a Union and liberating thousands of slaves, his valiant struggle opposed to the forces of the undead has remained within the shadows for centuries. that's, until eventually Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon The mystery magazine of Abraham Lincoln, and have become the 1st residing individual to put eyes on it in additional than a hundred and forty years.
Using the magazine as his advisor and writing within the grand biographical variety of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the true existence tale of our best president for the 1st time-all whereas revealing the hidden historical past in the back of the Civil struggle and uncovering the function vampires performed within the beginning, development, and near-death of our kingdom.
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith